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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry its only a joke!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada lot for breakfast!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Aleta
Aleta who
Aleta from your bank manager!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Anna
Anna who?
Annamazingly good joke!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Barbara
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A MOSquito just bit me!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Andy
Andy who?
Andy just bit me again!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur got! (I forgot!)
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Abbey
Abbey who?
A BEE stung me on the nose
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Meeeeeooow!
Doctor, Doctor Jokes
Doctor, Doctor!
I feel like a snooker ball!
Go to the back of the cue!
Doctor, Doctor!
I keep thinking i'm a goat!
How long has this been going on for?
Since I was a kid!
Doctor, Doctor!
I feel like a spoon!
Sit still and don't stir!
Doctor, Doctor!
I feel like a door
Shut it!
Doctor, Doctor!
I feel like a time machine!
Come back in two weeks, three days, one hour, twenty-five minutes and fifty-nine seconds!
Doctor, Doctor!
I feel like a moth!
Well you shouldn't have come to me, that's a hospital job.
I know but I saw the light on!
Book Titles
Hotel Management, by Rolland Butter
Hadrian's Wall, by Pat Roll
Sports Cars, by F. Rari
Words, by Dick Shunry
Numbers, by Count Ing
Hair Cuts, by C. A. Barber
The Dare Game, by N. O. Way
Being Crazy, by Jusice Mad
Beings From Outer Space, by Marsha N.
The Bad Tempered Werewolf, by Claudi Armoff
Cliff-hangers, by Alf Hall
Tracking Monsters, by Woody Hurt
I Met The Abominable Snowman, by Anne Tartic
When To Go Monster Hunting, by Mae B. Tomorrow
Mini Golf!
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